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Your favourite moment in cs
Posted by Old_Lady on the 1st of April 2007 at 10:15 AM
What is your favourite moment in Counter Strike (You have to be involved in some way or another no, omg I tagged up has HeatoN on hltv!!!)
Mine has to be
The infamous ' KNIFE STALKER' video
Going 16-3 on public at CPL UK 2005 WT (Server was full of NiP, SK, MiBR, ETHERNET)
Hanley having two vodka red bulls at moongames and dropping a full bottle of vodka because he was pissed.
Harriman getting caught cheating.
Stono's 'Merry Christmas CSGN' paint job - circa 2004
SCEE and Croydon going into 3 lots of OT at UKT 6
Being drawn against the old ForsakeN team at EVERY lan but always drawing 
CAI's constant whine about starquest lan, I remember a few years ago he couldn't get through a sentance without complaining about it.
Feel free to add yours!
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Oh yeah probably a few spelling mistakes but I couldn't be arsed to open up microsoft word and run spell check
beating xstars/c4u twice @ IG2
winning LANs
bashing Landed (basically new 4K lineup) in the UK/IE cup with mac-10s then watching them pull every trick out the book to scrape a default win.
online for ya
rofl fck off 2 vodka redbulls come donny nxt week ill show u how to drink
sure, you mean the landed lineup that only had toomy from the new 4k team? nice johnson, fucking stupid prick
johnson nice lies. i was the only current 4k player that was ever in landed and i wasn't playing for them in the uk/ie cups. you live in a private dreamland where you aren't totally shite and everything you say is true.
Hanley do not make me raid my msn list to find people to back up my story!
adY
Toomy
dh
rav0r
Mx
id say the core 3 where playing and losing. dick
oh so its only 3 4K now? thats still not the new lineup...
my fav moment... hmmm... theres a lot, i'll get back to you x
watching dwh quit CS lOlool
hey Johnson, your a cockrag bumfuck
my favourite moment was in ED when I got banned because my brother and I share the same internet and Necr0 thought I had 2 ED accounts in the same clan
johnson either your memory is diabolical or you know you're just flat out lying. b0sh played every game for landed, so why wasn't he in the team? i didn't play any uk/ie games, that was before i joined them, rav0r joined after me therefor he didnt play, dh and ady never played for landed. mx might've played, but we both know that this match is totally fictional don't we, nice "achievement".
beating SK with nightvision
N|ghtwisH getting hit in the travell inn after CSGN lan
bless him
gonna have to jog my memory as to what team this was with old_lady cos i dont remember drawing to anyone repeatedly over the years
Strong Lies
That would of been definitive Atemi
oh ok, only remember playing you at cpl uk tho i think unless i wasnt there.
going to lans, they're always ace!
at a multiplay lan at newbury, nick getting pissed up threatening to jump off the balcony! HAHAHAHAA
nick.... word to the old lad chozza
1.) ForsakeN BEAT definitive at that CPL Old_Lady
2.) You didn't even play for definitive, you just went to the LAN and watched shocks, beardeh, injection, samps, deadman^ [i think]
GREATEST MOMENTS
FAR too many
id say the epiphany is dbr pizza'ring someone in the face at iseries. forget who it was
ROFL CTR DONT LIE OLDLADY UVE NEVER EVER PLD FOR DEFINITIVE
watching AWOL kill himself instead of defusing after acing a 4k mix at unicon.
Revealing a small freewebs website showing images of 'blubs's' penis... and cleverdon as some kind of hunchback... then /amsg LOLZ
shagging a fat welsh bird at some IG lan
original
madspunk: grimbob is the most under-rated player in the uk.
Thanks
revolver (callisto, friza, jennabliss and 2 others) only getting to play one game at ig2, as they came back from getting food 10 mins late and defaulted their last game, shortly followed by jennabliss attempting to start on madspunk. Desp's interrogation of onscreen about kicking the server door was also kinda funny. Desp - "did you kick the server door?"
Onscreen - "yes"
Desp - "do you know it crashes the servers?"
Onscreen - "yes"
LOL gman that made me laugh
SCEE and Croydon going into 3 lots of OT at UKT 6
that was a lowpoint losing that
winning WCG UK Quals and all the cool prizes wooooo!
http://www.ukterrorist.com/columns/5149/
haha CAI
Friza being pissed after 1 carling at wiredin lan
Beating croydon at UKT 6 8) with solx, cannon, blckz and zippy. Be fucking ashamed w1cked u cripple ;D
oldlady is a multiple lier who has never drawn with forsaken on lan hahahahhah
Hanley all this happend before you was even born
you beat us on cbble CAI, very impessive
and I was the only player in that Croydon team that actually played CS still at that time!
playing with Aunt
Was on dust2 actually w1cked
banter between landed/ONE and ctx at ggl5
spud getting started on by realf1re at SGL:T
lol cai u got cained by us at starquest just get over it.
best moment was winnin uk/ie lan 3 in hull and seeing barry chuckle on the way back to the station with a bin bag full of prizes
or failling that, beating cai at starquest then listen to him wine about it to this very day ;D
Meeting Kalle K
Listening to Yeri-san give me his encyclopaedia of knowledge about cs till 5am in the morning in Oxford
Putting names to faces and trying to contain my laughter
Getting annoyed at flame being ditched at lan
Playing footy at IG3, asking 101 to join in and him saying he'd rather play Counter-Strike than play football with negro's
Will think of some more soon
.....joke about 101 Counter-Strike thing btw but the footy was good
Elite33 sleepwanking at ig2, Elite33 rebooting the server during the ig vs eom game at ig3 and any game of cs I ever played with Oly 'Kenji' Perry, without doubt the funniest guy ive ever pld cs with
yeah Ct-R, thinking my memory was failing me i checked and your right about that lineup and it was 15-9, not really a draw and dont recall ever playing you old_lady sorry, but i think you are telling porkies. but i could be wrong.
Had actually so many jokes in CS, some of the best were:
Doing the singing in the rain demo with Kiddo LozZA and the rest.
Elite33 having a session to himself at IG2, which was well documented, and also pouring beer over the servers.
All the IG's... pure jokes.
b0sh talking to me in the toilet at the Acon5 Finals right before playing Landed, telling me Landed will gladly drop some rounds so that we qualify 2nd in the group if we needed them. We were a lastchance mix team (myself Kardy hih1 HeadBulB and Sn) so they obviously expected us to lose. We then managed to beat them after... quality.
The famous triple overtime against Goodgame at EOGC (when GG were at their peak). Song going sickmode at ramp!
WSVG... need I say more.
beating clan-dave at unicon. tough game, tough game.
LOL i got a 5man on davesports at unicon!
[i think we all did.]
It's okay Atemi, I was always ForsakeN.Fanboy o>
Acing eom at ig3
Knife acing h5 at ig2
IG2 and IG3, had great laugh at them, was too tired at ig1 to take much notice of it. Except for blubs hoody, which cracks me up to this day.
IG vs TMG on mill at sgl:t, the private room crammed full of people watching me be lucky as fuck all the time.
All of prophet lan, had quality laugh there. Even bloodline had a great laugh!
Oh yeah and how can i forget Elite33 at ig2! Ahahahaha.
was quality.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUYVEVHcDzA
Go stu.
And all of eogc! Sitting behind gg as they played lc and the rest was awesome, winning £400 in the generals, watching grubby kick the shit out of everyone in wc3, watching burnie and lauke being fucking sickheads at ut2004, watching supermen rape up the cod, not having to queue up for 2 hours to play halo 2, and playing it for twice as long as the people who did cause i was admin
Yes i understand it aint cs that last bit, but was all part of it.
Litrally seeing Geo have tears in his eyes after detroying CAution at a unicon lan.
Me, trippz, nick 5v3 at GGL vs clanONE shouting "Stop peaking window alex u silly fuck" while sneaking up onto A to plant and win the round.
Winning Landed8 Vs CAution after just leaving to start the new ctx... soon enough nick follows
Taking down dsn and carn in a 2v1 on inferno in Eurocup.
flashbugging vs SK at CPL Summer
and watching bds cry his heart out to get them extra rounds coz of it ^
FUCKING STATE OF STRIKE ROFL NCIE NOSE M8
my ugliest gamer in uk columm on uk was legendary
beating disturbed on d2 in clanbase opencup only to lose on cbble
drawing with Ne.uk in same competition and going into like
double OT
fightclubclan - Headshot^man making a avi of me nailing him around a corner with a usp haha i was using 0.02 interp
Going 37-0 on Blueyonder 7 with my anti WWCL cfg thanks Kritikal
playing Par and his irish buddies all the time for Weakest and them leaving after 5 rounds accusing of cheating every single time
Telling Praetoriani that we won default cause dyNamo did a nade bug.
SHG
Starting to play in the UK, the icelandic players were never really nice. :'(
hiding in B against AcM and they all walked in, raz- ran upto the doors to nade the tunnel and someone shot him, he raged on vent for about 20 minutes at me. hahahahahaha.
watching exume awp middle against wfs on dust2, he ended up with something like 42-6 and the rest of us on about 7-8.
beating h5 online in some cup 16-10, then going to lan with a dif team (they had a dif team aswell) and they beat us 16-10 and they called us online. im not having a dig at anyone that was in h5 or whatever it just made me laugh, and i know it made you guys happy beating us so enjoy
watching some old SIN guys trying to start on someone from mEx @ iseries. he bought over like 15 tiny kids with him all standing behind him and the mEx guy just sat there and looked at him whilst he spouted nonsense. big matt mfig and big matt zoom sittin with the Mex... nothing was gonna happen... haha
watching wilz000 walk around iseries with a pink fluffy headband thing
my only regret:
not having met the seven guys @ wsvg UK cos i lovies them
oi Ct-R fuck you i was in davesports at the last unicon >:[
Diesel » DUCK! CENSORSHIP - 08:23, 02/04/07 - [buddy?] [PM?] -
watching some old SIN guys trying to start on someone from mEx @ iseries. he bought over like 15 tiny kids with him all standing behind him and the mEx guy just sat there and looked at him whilst he spouted nonsense. big matt mfig and big matt zoom sittin with the Mex... nothing was gonna happen... haha
_
on a serious note. what are you on about. Armorking and Vapour went over to 'that mex player' who was infact geo and he actually melted in his computer when they threatened him. Then armorking started and you all flapped it. Why would you want to stick up for a geo anyway? hes a complete bellend. mfig you know its true as well cus we spoke to you on vent about it ages ago.
best moment in lan -
knifing indy on train (the embarassment)
walking into the last unicon cup and seeing mbk fearing his life after there was a line of people who wanted murder him
seeing sm00 at i19 after he caught kritikal and wilzoo i think it was... moving peoples tents around and shit.
ig2 - mebr being sick off one pint. g00z and ste going up to rattlesnake and shouting down a cone when he was as leep then dropping it on his head (that was funny) shortly followed by megaman threatening them both. And upstairs when we got b8z and demente to knock on the owners door after he threatened us already for doing it. b8z being rugby tackled to the floor was funny as fuck. kritikal winding up atr was prety funny as well.
toko falling off a chair then off a stage was pretty harsh but funny at the UC xmas lan. 20 people watching wez play bots was also pretty pathetic but funny. benneh & awol from thk playing a game of tiger woods which ended up lasting about 10 hours.
ACON 5 when rob chinn lobbed half his subway away so hed be there for mex and massage geo at half time.
2 vodka redbulls, wouldn't surprise me if the first one destroyed hanley, lol
my fav moment, turning up high off my face to SGL:1 and then having to play for penguins, then dropping bombs and taking everyones gear so i could play... (love you arte!)
wsvg... cotchin with the ig.priv crew and meeting fatality in the toilets then to take the piss out of him, oh and meeting steve-o and offering him weed
safe x
OH YEAH! HUGGING LATERZ AT WSVG! HIGHLIGHT OF MY CAREER!
and hugging artemice... and despy... fuck who else wants a hug?
my favourite moments
beating clanone in csgn last season
playing cs with deader^
playing cs with duke, disgusting tinny pakky voice
shotgunning Crimson through dust1 underpass one bull in a lan cafe in 2001. started me on the way
my old ed clan clanblade (back then cs was new and exciting but now its kind of routine)
solutionx vs keenan at i25 and the subsequent public aplogy keenan had to give to everyone else who had come to watch the incident
acm beating clutch! at i-series when they were such pricks to them and then ended up going home about 2 days before it ended!
having about 10 people behind me at a lan aim map public and being oreMazing
moongames ace against pimp. the love started from there.
thats all folks
1) tR > c4u at i20 (cant remember) and making Kae almost quit the clan (they went on to batter us in the later stages :<
)
2) wilzoo getin caught cheating (soz mate I laughed my head off tho
3) all times gettin drunk with the tR/Landed boys
4) Beating the Original Landed team TWICE at their own event, thus leading to us stealing their sponsorship :x
owww Hairy headbutting Geo's mate at the same iseries
ROFL
and Eeon gettin his cock out and dangling it behind Geo!!!!! rofl
and Landed|Jack getting drunk at iseries and falling asleep in the public toilets, which lead to Blade having to climb over the cubical and rescue him... LOL
) just some funny memories!
sorry for hijacking 3 posts
i don't have many really but putting lemonparty.org everywhere on goldeneyes (vLr!) pc was rather fun in a childish way!
playing human buckaroo in the tBg sleeping area with some unfortunate kid
drinking too much red bull and collapsing
when nic went to lan
where is loz these days? havent seen him in ages he still playin ?
beating virtuoso 16-2/3 at IG3..?
going out clubbing in bristol with kurt solx moto and milner!
losing 16-14 to 4k at eswc :@!!!!
playing poker at the i-series events!
beating a-losers on a map at kode5 !
lool. I like u Johnson, but u do bring it on urself and make yourself look stupid!!!
SLYNA!!
Losing 16-12 against Lastchance on lan (Acon5)
Dropping 20+ frags in evergame at Lan
Beating reset.nu in ESL
the year i spent playing in ticklers, the only guys who could ever get me to play cs again!
moongames lans with ticklers/rize, had to have days off work i laughed so much the whole weekend.
getting pissed in london during wsvg
raikyuu falling over our beer crate at moongames
Oh yeah, Goldeneye's PC ROFL. No case, no nothing, just a motherboard. Watching him turn it on was hilarious, he had to spark two wires together. Awesome
friza pissed after 1 can at wired-inn then going for a piss up a gaybar.
parking in a 24hour car park then going back to get sleeping bags and realising it got locked then haviung the shittest nights sleep ever on a concrete floor sharing a coat.
waking up the next day the car park was still locked and
ant(sickboy) having to lick arse on the fone so we didnt have to pay to get it back out.
ant demolishing a 24pack of cans with no effect.
IG2, someone clogging up the shitter.. led to believe it was Strider, i couldn't stop heaving and everyone who went in there just immediatley turned around, think it took us about 30 minutes to flush it.
Oh and also, coax beating synergy on train.. that was a good result again IG2, danneth was on fire that game.
the entire year with ticklers was an awesome laugh. i kenji is enjoying his time abroad
i hope*
playing in a clan (once upon a time).
Ct-R, geo, Ghurka, MclercX, r0b, Si``, Su1.
oh also winning 8-7 as CT vs NiP at kode5, my 5 man pistol vs a.losers was my biggest highlight.
rawkfist » team-x - 12:30, 02/04/07 - [buddy?] [PM?] -
IG2, someone clogging up the s**tter.. led to believe it was Strider, i couldn't stop heaving and everyone who went in there just immediatley turned around, think it took us about 30 minutes to flush it.
_
that was well funny.. he came and steaming and we gave him a stick and he was trying to unblock. the lucky fuck found an iron cosh in a bin that night as well
blueyonder 32 man server (can't remember the number)
zbx and friends days; the map "cliff"
beating acm at ig2, then nearly slaying against xtars on cbble i was on like -1 for 11 after tk'ing J2 before getting off it at the end with 3 kills!!!.. then ct pistol i tk'd J2 again when he ran infront of me and we lost the game 16-0
Winning a 1v4 against reason-gaming at IG3 when they were on match or tie point, we lost anyway
Knifing akuji about 15 times during showmatches at ESWC
Actually managing to win a few rounds off NiP at kode5
Beating AcM at ig2
Losing to eom 16-1 online, watching them make a movie of it, then going to SGL lan a week later and beating them easily 16-8
Beating a dire M3 in clanbase uk/ie cup to qualify for LAN finals then finding out 3 of our team had been banned for cheating, without a single demo being watched. Thx spaznaz x
Getting told to "l2p" by zet at lan
Meeting Stu33 and M@TtErZ that is a privilege for anyone
Pretty much every LAN with the team-alpha/artis guys was amazing!
Abusing Kidd at ig2 cause he told everyone his clan (cant remember who) were gonna cain us, so we just abused him all game was awesome ;D
Also MH threatning poor little si at some unicon lan, was pretty funny
5man vs friza mcstains tobz evil and mousey on buy round at wired inn lan....and meeting jesT who has to be the nicest and funniest guy in the world .much love
ROFL sp00x when you nearly got hit by the bus at ig2, you dumb tit
5 manning eom/AcM on lan on an ECO
!
Also beating them atleast 4 times throughtout numerous iseries events!
5' manning 5 Giants at CPL Wint UK Quals
Didnt't you only win the whole thing because you whined or something? (bone cancer ridden cunt)
Mx? noob
Like sly poker at the i-series was always gd fun, especialy a drunked solx stumbling around tryin to buy cigs of randoms with his poker chips.
sgl:t with zealous and our bootcamp with eom b4, so many close results then to draw in group stages lol. Kudos winning the bandit jackpot 3 times in 1 night in the pub. And Callisto's super slow driving so i had to stop every mile to let him catch up with me
Best time in a clan was prob in lick with Silver (WHERE U GONE JASE), n the Hanleys
Oh and ocelot u cant talk about leaving i-series early, i remember someone throwing up on the floor of an i-series female toilet after 2/3 beers at a poker table then being gone the next morning
NOPE CoPe NOOB
owning eswc quals at hull, droping 30bombs all over..
?? then winning 11 rounds in a row to send them home
diesle i dont remeber that - we probs did call u online though
getting owned by imagine on cbble they needed 1 round to draw and they spetz saying long way home boys
winning lans with highfive and unicon.
listening to ellite33 telling ady how to play cs at a ig event.
the road trips with highlander going 120 down the motorway singing beegees.
at eswc quals in oxford prank calling 4kings room shouting leeroy jenkings down the phone at 4 in the morning.
watching dstukt, monkE and cruel cramped onto a single bed at my house asleep.
laughing at dan falling off a chair at uc event.
watching w00kie own a team with 10 fps at a lan event, topping the scoreboard
staying at functions house watching w00kie play beach volley ball all night.
well all lans with monkE and the highfive boys have been awesome.
The sheer amount of racism in the lastchance channel,
Getting my end away at i18.
Hanging with the old utd team (f|ame, chenZen, chesteh, notor , gay nightwish and willl), the day they kicked the ladies tean was grand.
The two i-series lans i have been two. I especially liked the drunken 10v10 with the lick boys.
some of your fun memories are mine to so i wont mention anymore.... i think me falling off the stage on my chair at uc event was a funny moment for some but it fucking hurt
Just the one.. Beating rain and his forsaken mix at unicon with a bunch of noobs. After the comment " Lets take it easy on these guys, no need to give away our tactics"
They got destoryed.. Then shortly after MooN dished out some abuse to finish it off.. Classic
I know you remember that rain..
And many more
Prophet LANs were awesome! and also having sucha laugh with endEffect at IG3
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